once in a lifetime opportunity

alright gentlemen, step up to the plate. the charm of being invited to the theatre by the cast has worn off and i am truly tired of going to plays and musicals on me own. promise i'll be a great date. i won't wear too much make up, i'll put my hair down and wear a skirt and heels, the whole enchilada, i'll let you drive, open doors, pull out chairs, whatever you fancy. Beauty and the Beast will be sold out in no time and i can't miss it, but i also can't bring myself to buy one ticket, once again. the lucky gentleman might even get to meet the feather duster, a broom and a couple of villagers after the show.

please don't let chivalry be completely dead. i'll be so disappointed.

ps. excellent opportunity for those with thoroughly bruised hearts as i'm not likely to turn you down (unless you're a total stranger, in which case, please don't ask, you'll creep me out)